Mike Berenstain

I feel really discriminated against as a computer nerd.

Their friends would as bored hearing the story as I was reading it. Their friends wouldn't care.

How big is Bear Country, anyway? They took a fricking road trip around it in another book, complete with their own version of Mount Rushmore and Niagara Falls, and now they've got the Official Skate Park in somebody's cow pasture.

If you did find that kind of thing, you certainly wouldn't let an entire family traipse through the middle of your dig!

Papa Bear, to his credit, realizes that he's done something wrong before it's pointed out to him by Sister Bear, so he's able to take her criticism well.

If it had some better illustrations, this one might actually be good.